Monday, December 26, 2005

Television show - Idea #1

There should be a show where a guy eats beans, eggs and garlic all day to get the hottest nastiest farts possible, and then he goes to crowded public places like dance clubs and subway stations and just drops these nasty fucking bombs and a camera crew films people’s reactions.

The guy goes into elevators and escalators and drops the hot farts and the presses a button let the audience know when he releases it. Then the camera crew zooms in on the people’s reaction as the stench hits their nostrils.

This is especially funny on a hot dance floor where people are close together and the heat makes the nasty smell rise quicker. It would be almost impossible to detect who our man is.

Instead of the crop duster method of farting, he’d rip ass and just stand there to let it build and then quickly step away.

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