Top 5 most annoying things athletes say

We’re taking it one game at a time – Really? I normally play four games, all at once. It’s more fun that way.

Thanking Jesus – Tell me, asshole, why don’t you yell at Jesus for every interception your dickhead QB throws? Why do you believe that the most powerful entity in the world cares about a completely inconsequential game and leaves millions dying of malaria each year? I mean, isn’t that fucked up? Seems to me someone who follows sports but ignores famines is a pretty fucked up entity, wouldn’t you agree?

We’re not going to give up – Wow, I wiped my ass after I took a giant shit earlier today. Can I receive accolades for that as well? Both “accomplishments” are, in fact, not accomplishments at all. Any time a moron uses this line, you better hope this dumbfuck isn’t on your team.

We’re going to try to outscore them – Isn’t that like saying I’m planning on breathing today? People who say stuff this painfully obvious drivel should be punched in the balls… painfully.

It’s going to be a tough fight – Filler bullshit. Say they’re a bunch of fucking assholes and you hate them and maybe I won’t change the channel. Quit complementing the other team, sissy. Be a fucking man.

The End.