Pathetic

Once, when leaving a restaurant, on my way out, I took food off of someone else’s plate at another table. He had left 7/8 of his quesadilla untouched and his table had not yet been bussed. Looking back on it, I’m glad I did it.

Most people look back on accomplishments like “I’m glad I went back for my MBA before applying for that job because the MBA helped me get a higher salary”.

Me? I like to reminisce about that one time I tore off those quesadilla slices from that empty table before walking out the door at that expensive bar downtown.