Women

We got a new manager today. She’s this 45 year old broad with blonde, spikey hair. Ugh, how fucking unfeminine is that look? Has anyone woman in the history of the world ever been able to pull off the short spikey hair look? NO. NO ONE CAN PULL OFF THAT LOOK BECAUSE YOU CANNOT PULL OFF LOOKING LIKE AN ATTRACTIVE LADY WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE A MAN.

I don’t care how big your tits are.

To make matters worse, her smile was the most hideous shit I’ve ever seen. Her mouth makes it look like she’s the product of an old pirate who fucked a British hockey player. The thought of getting oral from her made my penis cower in fear. It would be like getting your caaack (Chicago accent) caught in a fucking Cuisinart.

The sequel was called

Copy Hairdo

&

Look Retarded!