SNL blows

Notes on SNL, as only my cunning wit can deliver:

Weekend update has never been shittier
The musical guests sound worse than my farts after my Friday night benders at Sal’s
Amy Poehler is hot
Horatio Sanz is funny.
I miss Will Ferrell.
Seth Myers has never made me laugh, not even once.
Darrell Hammond is a genius.
The guest host monologues have never been shittier.
There are no longer any more funny characters/skits (Opera Man, Bennet Brower, Matt Foley, Massive Head Wound Harry, Ladies Man, Mr. Robinson’s Neighborhood, etc.)
Ratchel Dratch is hideous.
That fat black guy who has the funny voice is pretty good.
I thought the show bottomed out in ‘98, but the show has never been shittier.