The Sister

My sister thought that sodomy was sex with an animal. I told her sodomy was anal sex, and then she wanted to know what it was called when humans have sex with animals. I would’ve said bestiality, but knowing what the word bestiality means makes you a sick fuck. I mean, what excuse are you going to have for knowing the meaning of bestiality? It was in your word of the day calendar? I don’t fucking think so.