Revenge

Unbelievable idea for revenge: Go to a store on the web that sells blow-up dolls or other large, unwieldy, obscene sex toys. Buy the item using an anonymous money order or put the person you want revenge’s name on the money order. Have the shipping address send the obscene object directly to their work in a large, unmarked box. When coworkers crowd around to see what the recipient is opening, imagine the shock on the asshole’s face when he pulls out a blow up doll in front of his coworkers. Take that, asshole!